i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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