Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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