One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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