Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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