Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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