Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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