I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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