Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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