omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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