i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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