Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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