strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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