Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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