You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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