Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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