talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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