How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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