I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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