is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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