Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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