yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
