he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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