garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
