So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think people are normalizing furries
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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