He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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