does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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