Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Less talking, more tequila
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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