I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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