yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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