well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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