I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Buhtt sex?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
