I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize