The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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