I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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