I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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