Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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