the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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