i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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