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go home
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You have to summon your inner elephant
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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