I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
