Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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