She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
