Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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