and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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