There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Watching her eat just hurts me
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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