her vagine was all disorganized.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Shame - the story of my life.
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