I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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