Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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