Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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