I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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