I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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