Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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