but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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