i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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