I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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